Hack, Slash, Loot

Just kidding, you don't do any of that in this game!

Developer David Williamson

Platform PC/Mac/Linux (PC Reviewed)

Things You Might Like

  • True Sprite Art!
  • Turn-based, grid combat set in massive dungeons
  • Dozens of Power-ups/Magic Items
  • A Real Challenge

Things You Might Not Like

  • Difficulty implies design by capricious gods
  • Left-Click to ‘everything’
  • No special abilities beyond your weapon

Conclusion

Hack, Slash, Loot. is a supremely entertaining retro dungeon crawler that offers hours of fun. Though the difficulty can be a bit overwhelming, you’ll have trouble using that as an excuse to put it down.

4 out of 5 Room-One Deaths

Josh Robinson
Full Hack, Slash, Loot. (2012) review

 
The Hunger Games

You'll feel really guilty about eating that bag of Sour Patch Kids...

Director Gary Ross

Stars Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson and Liam Hemsworth

Things You Might Like

  • A believable execution of a dystopian future
  • Unabashed violence
  • A strong female protagonist
  • Excellent portrayal of Suzanne Collins’ universe
  • Woody Harrelson playing a drunk jerk (so real!)

Things You Might Not Like

  • Jarring cinematography in the action sequences
  • Some iconic elements from the novel aren’t present

Conclusion

The Hunger Games provides an engaging glimpse into a dystopian future where children battle to the death in murder olympics.

4 out of 5 Odds ever in your favor

Josh Robinson
Full The Hunger Games (2012) review

 
The Living Daylights film poster

Loooong legs you've got, love.

Director John Glen

Stars Timothy Dalton, Maryam d’Arbo, Joe Don Baker, John Rhys-Davies

Things You Might Like

  • The real, cold killer Bond returns
  • Non-stop action pacing
  • One of the best supporting casts
  • Great villians
  • Scary milkman

Things You Might Not Like

  • Not too many quips
  • Bond is ruthless again
  • Minimal gadgets

Conclusion

The Living Daylights is a perfect James Bond film.  Timothy Dalton re-invigorates 007 and brings back the license to kill will fewer cliches than this review.

5 out of 5 Exploding Pints

Luke McGrath will return in Licence to Kill
Full The Living Daylights (1987) review

 
fort freak book cover

He was originally cast for the role of Rick Grimes, but AMC said he was "too horny" for the role.

Authors Cherie Priest; John Joseph Miller; Victor Milán and Ty Franck; and others

Editor George R.R. Martin

Things You Might Like

  • Mutants whose mutations aren’t made for Saturday morning cartoon shows
  • Decent mystery story
  • Well-written, compelling characters
  • Well-integrated stories from multiple authors

Things You Might Not Like

  • The few characters who don’t serve much of a purpose
  • Not a lot of exploration of the nat-joker relationship
  • Much more could have been done with the Magpie

Conclusion

A surprisingly compelling novel featuring a bunch of misfits in a police precinct, Fort Freak is worth a read.

4 out of 5 stars

Aaron Simon
Full Fort Freak: A Wild Cards Novel (2011) review

 
Johannes Cabal the Necromancer book cover

That's one sharp-dressed skeleton...

Author Jonathan L. Howard

Things You Might Like

  • Dark, Dry humor
  • Deals with the Devil
  • Three-dimensional characters
  • A traveling carnival of the damned looking to take your soul

Things You Might Not Like

  • Dark humor

Conclusion

A witty adventure surrounding a humorously dark protagonist’s journey to recover his soul, Johannes Cabal: The Necromancer conjures unique charm reminiscent of Douglas Adams.

4 out of 5 Souls Sold

Joshua Robinson
Full Johannes Cabal the Necromancer (2009) review